Share Your Saying - page 3
i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like "i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles... Read More
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Jun 30, '05 by CardioTransQuote from Peppercorn_KatOMG !!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body - but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'Woo hoo - what a ride!'"
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Jul 6, '05 by texas_lvn"To be a good leader, you don't bred great followers, you bred great leaders." Arthur Unknown -
Jul 6, '05 by Cute_CNA"Remember where you are"
I first said that 4 years ago when I was a summer student at the psychiatric hospital I work at now. -
Jul 21, '05 by Dancehall DoctorAngela, your boyfriend is so lucky you care this much!
I am a big fan of Southernisms! Here are a few>
Any faster she'd catch up to yesterday.
Sick as a dog passing peach pits. -
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Jul 21, '05 by VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN GuideQuote from Dancehall DoctorI love Southern-isms too!I am a big fan of Southernisms! Here are a few>
Any faster she'd catch up to yesterday.
Sick as a dog passing peach pits.
"He's so confused, he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt"
"His brain is so small, you could put it in the butt of a gnat and it'd roll around like a bean in a boxcar"
"Time marches on......and pretty soon you discover that it's marching right across your face"
"If you have a home that's mobile and five cars that ain't........YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!" :chuckle -
Jul 21, '05 by Dancehall DoctorA great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
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Jul 21, '05 by donsterRN, BSN, RNQuote from Dancehall DoctorA great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
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Jul 21, '05 by gauge14iv, RN, NPYou should have heard all the nurses laugh at me when I was visiting someone in the hospital in Maine and went to the nurses station to report that her IV bag was "Dry as a bone" - We say that all the time in Texas...apparently they don't use that in Maine!
I had to interpret... :chuckle -
Jul 21, '05 by Dancehall Doctor"Squirming around like minks on a griddle."
"Red As a Jaybird's A$$,"
"couldn't organize a Pi$$-up in a brewery"
Never admit to more than you're accused of
Gauge- Like a Harley T shirt I saw Once it said " If I gotta explain, You wont understand" ^ Selah -
Jul 21, '05 by BrotherbobCommon sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Albert Einstein
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
Gallagher
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
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Jul 21, '05 by live4todayQuote from JessicaGmzNow I really like that one Jessica! Very profound, you student you. :kiss :hatparty:Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards.
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Jul 21, '05 by cloudydrmsThis aren't lovely quotes, but they are funny Southernisms:
(To be used after someone's had a particularly rough night)
Your eyes look like two pi$$ holes in the sand.
Busy as a cat covering up s&*t
Dry as a popcorn fart. (As in "Man, it sure hasn't rained in a while" "Yep, it's dry as a popcorn fart.)
