Share Your Saying - page 3

1. 
   Jun 30, '05

   Quote from Peppercorn_Kat

   "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body - but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'Woo hoo - what a ride!'"

   OMG !!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. 
   Jul 6, '05

   "To be a good leader, you don't bred great followers, you bred great leaders." Arthur Unknown
3. 
   Jul 6, '05

   "Remember where you are"
   
   I first said that 4 years ago when I was a summer student at the psychiatric hospital I work at now.
4. 
   Jul 21, '05

   Angela, your boyfriend is so lucky you care this much!
   
   I am a big fan of Southernisms! Here are a few>
   
   Any faster she'd catch up to yesterday.
   Sick as a dog passing peach pits.
5. 
   Jul 21, '05

   Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards.
6. 
   Jul 21, '05

   Quote from Dancehall Doctor

   I am a big fan of Southernisms! Here are a few>
   
   Any faster she'd catch up to yesterday.
   Sick as a dog passing peach pits.

   I love Southern-isms too!
   
   "He's so confused, he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt"
   
   "His brain is so small, you could put it in the butt of a gnat and it'd roll around like a bean in a boxcar"
   
   "Time marches on......and pretty soon you discover that it's marching right across your face"
   
   "If you have a home that's mobile and five cars that ain't........YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!" :chuckle
7. 
   Jul 21, '05

   A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
8. 
   Jul 21, '05

   Quote from Dancehall Doctor

   A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown

   
9. 
   Jul 21, '05

   You should have heard all the nurses laugh at me when I was visiting someone in the hospital in Maine and went to the nurses station to report that her IV bag was "Dry as a bone" - We say that all the time in Texas...apparently they don't use that in Maine!
   
   I had to interpret... :chuckle
10. 
    Jul 21, '05

    "Squirming around like minks on a griddle."
    
    "Red As a Jaybird's A$$,"
    
    "couldn't organize a Pi$$-up in a brewery"
    
    Never admit to more than you're accused of
    
    
    
    Gauge- Like a Harley T shirt I saw Once it said " If I gotta explain, You wont understand" ^ Selah
11. 
    Jul 21, '05

    Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
    Albert Einstein
    
    Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
    Gallagher
    
    Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
    Pancho Villa, last words
12. 
    Jul 21, '05

    Quote from JessicaGmz

    Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards.

    Now I really like that one Jessica! Very profound, you student you. :kiss :hatparty:
13. 
    Jul 21, '05

    This aren't lovely quotes, but they are funny Southernisms:
    
    (To be used after someone's had a particularly rough night)
    Your eyes look like two pi$$ holes in the sand.
    
    Busy as a cat covering up s&*t
    
    Dry as a popcorn fart. (As in "Man, it sure hasn't rained in a while" "Yep, it's dry as a popcorn fart.)

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