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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

[color=#339900]i've come to the conclusion that my soulmate is having a never-ending dinner party with santa claus and the easter bunny. --

alice ridley

behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - from "bruce almighty"

no matter how good he looks, some girl out there is sick and tired of his bulls@@@!:roll

no woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

Specializes in PeriOp, ICU, PICU, NICU.
And to burnout's "life is killing me" Yeah, and none of us is getting out of this place alive. I don't know who said that but seems to be true eh?

true indeed. :clown:

Used often in College "Well, it's better than a **** in your mouth."

I now use this one "We need some Chlorine in the Gene Pool STAT!!!"

“I came to explore the wreck.

The words are purposes.

The words are maps.

I came to see the damage that was done

and the treasures that prevail.”

- Adrienne Rich, “Diving into the Wreck”

[color=#339900]i've come to the conclusion that my soulmate is having a never-ending dinner party with santa claus and the easter bunny. --

alice ridley

behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - from "bruce almighty"

no matter how good he looks, some girl out there is sick and tired of his bulls@@@!:roll

no woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

well now....

diamonds. that'll shut her up....for a minute. - ron white

Specializes in Nursing student...graduation 6/28 7pm!!!.

When the power of love

overcomes the love of power,

the world will know peace

---unknown

I could go on forever, the problem is, I never remember who said all of these things! :lol2:

Patterning your life around other's decisions is nothing more than slavery.

Every once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places, if you look at it right.

Friends are the quiet angels who bring you to your feet when your wings have forgotten how to fly.

Dance like nobody's watching and love like you've never been hurt!

Okay thats enough, I promise I'm done for now!

Found two more that I really liked today, I will hang on to these:

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely,

in a pretty and well preserved body,

but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and proclaiming,

"Wow, what a ride!!!"

-unknown

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail,

but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying:

"Damn, that was fun!"

Specializes in PeriOp, ICU, PICU, NICU.
found two more that i really liked today, i will hang on to these:

life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely,

in a pretty and well preserved body,

but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and proclaiming,

"wow, what a ride!!!"

-unknown

a good friend will come and bail you out of jail,

but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying:

"damn, that was fun!"

awesome quote!

your actions and inactions speak louder than any word you will ever utter - tnnurse

character...is how "you" define "you".it is a standard you set for yourself, your family, your friends , your coworkers.you dont change it for anyone, you dont "allow" people to reshape it, you dont "give it a vacation", you hold it close even when it is the "hardest and most difficult" thing to do.otherwise you have cheated yourself, your family, your friends and your coworkers.character is a gift , similar to a compass that directs you on this long crazy journey we call life- tnnurse

From my ER days...

To much emergency medicine interferes with natural selection.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy!

I can never remember, am I the good twin, or the evil twin?

:chuckle

Specializes in Policy, Emergency OR, Peds OR, CVOR.

I always see this one in various forms and attributed to various people but most people know it--

Old Irish proverb:

Work like you don't need the money;

dance like no one is watching;

sing like no one is listening;

love like you've never been hurt;

and live life every day as if it were your last.

And this is what my signature usually is--

"They say to dance like no one is watching. They lied. We ARE watching so spare us."

:rotfl:mo :rotfl:

Specializes in Med/Surg, ICU, educator.

One my wonderful granny used to say......

May you be in Heaven an hour before the devil even realizes that you're dead

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