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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

Specializes in Case mgmt., rehab, (CRRN), LTC & psych.

"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same." - UNKNOWN

Nursing is calling to see if the physician would OK ordering some Ativan 0.5 -1 mg q 4 hrs prn agitation- yes, we will let the pt. have some too :-)

Specializes in Critical Care, Pediatrics, Geriatrics.

oppinions are like @$$holes...everybody's got one

you are only crazy if you answer the voices

if you play with fire you are bound to get burned

when life gives you limes...make margaritas!

how do you eat an elephant? one piece at a time.

here are some more southernisms:

i'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball.

i'm in like flynn

i'm starvin like marvin

i'm sweatin' like a whore in church

he's got more money than carter's got liver pills

and my all time fav bumper sticker:

if you can read this then get off my a$$!

Specializes in Critical Care, Pediatrics, Geriatrics.

oh yeah...forgot these

all men are creamated equally

she's got it made in the shade with a glass of lemonade

Specializes in ER, NICU.

Uhhh...

What my mom would say each time I'd say "I am going to run away from home!" :crying2:

"Don't let the door hit you in the orifice on the way out".

No she was not drunk. :p

My dad use to tell me "Girl, If you put your brain in a Jay birds orifice it will fly backwards" :rotfl: Don't ask until this day I still don't know! I just laugh...

Specializes in Critical Care, Pediatrics, Geriatrics.

she's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet!

I have a lot of quotes and poems, here's a few. I love people and someday, I pray, this world would learn LOVE.

"I expect to pass through the world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness I can show to any creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer it, for I shall not pass this way again."

"What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness"

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

"It's not enough to have lived. We should be determined to live for something. May I suggest that it be creating joy for others, sharing what we have for the betterment of personkind, bringing hope to the lost and love to the lonely."

"You can never do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late."

"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm."

"Compassion is the basis of morality."

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world.

Specializes in too many to remember.

"Ya can't cure stupid"

And "ate up", we used to use this in the Army all the time. If someone looks bad, bags under eyes, tired "You look ate up." Or if there is a messed up anything, its "ate up".

"Chaos, panic, disorder...my work here is done."

"Sarcasm, yet another service I offer."

"Keep it rubber side down." (motorcyclists credo)

Jesus loves you.

Harleygirl

My Fiance's grandmother used to tell her:

"your body is a private possession, not a public playground"

I tell her grandma got it wrong, it's really:

"your body is a private playground, not a public possession"

makes her blush a little.

dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

Specializes in Internal Medicine Unit.

As seen on a magnet:

Put on your big girl underwear and get over it!

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