Sex in the 90s.

  1. There were two 90 year-olds who decided to get married.

    It was their wedding night, and after they had consummated their marriage, each lay silently afterward thinking their own thoughts.

    'Wow...' he thought, 'if I had known she was still a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her.'

    'Goodness...' she thought, 'if I had known he could still get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose.'
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   tattooednursie
    Hahahahahaahahaha thats too funny
  4. by   kimmicoobug
    Hee hee
  5. by   vashka25
    Giggle.... unfortunately at this time of night the mind tends to work overtime...and the mental image of that joke is haunting me.... giggle
  6. by   nursedawn67
    LOL!!!
  7. by   ERN
    OOOUUUCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!
  8. by   emily_mom
    TOO FUNNY!!!!!!

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