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Nov 23, 2002 08:55 PM

Sex in the 90s.

by Zee_RN

There were two 90 year-olds who decided to get married.

It was their wedding night, and after they had consummated their marriage, each lay silently afterward thinking their own thoughts.

'Wow...' he thought, 'if I had known she was still a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her.'

'Goodness...' she thought, 'if I had known he could still get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose.'


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6 Comments
No. 1
Old Nov 23, 2002, 10:52 PM

Hahahahahaahahaha thats too funny
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No. 2
Old Nov 23, 2002, 10:54 PM

Hee hee
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No. 3
from vashka25
Old Nov 23, 2002, 10:56 PM

Giggle.... unfortunately at this time of night the mind tends to work overtime...and the mental image of that joke is haunting me.... giggle
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from Cameron67
Old Nov 23, 2002, 11:07 PM

LOL!!!
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from ERN
Old Nov 24, 2002, 12:11 AM

OOOUUUCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!
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from emily_mom
Old Nov 24, 2002, 06:29 AM

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!
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