Sex in the 90s.

There were two 90 year-olds who decided to get married.

It was their wedding night, and after they had consummated their marriage, each lay silently afterward thinking their own thoughts.

'Wow...' he thought, 'if I had known she was still a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her.'

'Goodness...' she thought, 'if I had known he could still get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose.'