Romantic Lines...

  1. ROMANTIC LINES

    These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most

    romantic first line but least romantic second line:



    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

    but I only slept with you, because I was pissed



    I thought that I could love no other

    Until, that is, I met your brother



    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,

    and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the

    violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so

    is your head.

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    Of loving beauty you float with grace

    If only you could hide your face



    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

    This describes everything you are not



    I want to feel your sweet embrace

    But don't take that paper bag off of your face



    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-

    Wow, I'm good at telling lies!



    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

    Marrying you screwed up my life



    I see your face when I am dreaming

    That's why I always wake up screaming



    My love you take my breath away

    What have you stepped in to smell this way



    My feelings for you no words can tell

    Except for maybe "go to hell"



    What inspired this amorous rhyme?

    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   ERNurse752
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!
  4. by   Sable's mom
    :chuckle :roll




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  5. by   NurseShell
    :roll :chuckle
  6. by   Darlene K.
    Those are too funny!


    :chuckle
  7. by   Heather333
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Heather

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