revenge is sweet??????????

not sure if you lot in the states will find this funny...........so sorry if it offends anyone but I thought it was funny!!!!!!!!

A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,
croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum,
sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation.

American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"

South African: "Of course."

American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, re-bake them into croissants and sell them to South Africa."

South African: "Oh Really?"

American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"

South African: "Of course."

American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left-overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa."

South African: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Of course we do."

South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"

American: "Throw them away of course."

South African: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."




Karen