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Rectal thermometer!

  1. 4 this was sent to me in an email....

    a very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. when she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: [font=sans-serif]
    [font=sans-serif] 'well, that's great.......that's just great..........some a**hole's got my pen!' [font=sans-serif] [font=sans-serif]
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    About sunkissed75

    From 'Ontario'; 39 Years Old; Joined Mar '09; Posts: 280; Likes: 227.

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    What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste.
    finn55 and sunkissed75 like this.


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