Rectal thermometer!

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    this was sent to me in an email....

    a very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. when she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
    'well, that's great.......that's just great..........some a**hole's got my pen!'
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    What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste.
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