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At the LTC facility I work at, we have a 94 year old lady who "dies" on a regular basis. Nothing wrong with her, she's very healthy, but sometimes she just feels like being 'dead'. In fact you can stick your head in her room and say " Are you dead today??" and she'll let you know. The midnight nurse charted for her last night, (direct quote) "Resident complained of being dead. Wanted family and mortician notified.":chuckle

A good laugh first thing in the morning....thanks.:D

Frankly, I have had days when I have felt like your patient !!!!

Just leave me alone and don't even talk to me....

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that is so funny!!

Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

:chuckle :roll :roll :roll :chuckle Thanks for the laugh! :chuckle

I've had those days for sure...I'm just too dead to get up! :stone :zzzzz :zzzzz

Specializes in Maternal - Child Health.

Perhaps the State Board of Nursing will take matters out of the hands of the IDIOT administrators at this hospital by revoking or suspending the licenses of these nurses. One can only hope!

Specializes in Maternal - Child Health.

I thought I was posting under another thread! Sorry:confused:

"That is great." I worked in ltc for 13 years and oh the stories we could tell. Its kinda like when I asked one of my elderly wise women "Are you hard of hearing?" I shouted. And she said "What did you say , honey?" lol

ROFL!!!! That's funny!!!!!

Originally posted by Jolie

I thought I was posting under another thread! Sorry:confused:

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that's almost better than the "dead" LOL.

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Specializes in ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU.

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Too funny. I need to try this sometime.

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