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No. 30
from wt2001
Old Jan 17, 2006, 07:26 PM

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I have another 911 story which involves my son when he was a year old. My son picked up the phone and hit the 911 button on the phone, well I just thought that he was just playing or pretending to be speaking to someone so I took the phone away from him and put it back down. Well a few minutes later the phone rings and it is the 911 operator and I explained to her what had happened. Well I guess that wasn't enough because the police are soon at my house. I tried to explain to them what happened and they did not believe me either because the next person knocking at my door was a social worker. Each time I had to show them my son picking up the phone and he would push the same button because of the design on it(the emergency sign I guess and it was outlined in red). Well for about a month a social worker would come to my house to visit me. Of course I was embarassed because I have never done anything to harm my children. But I guess it was good that someone did follow up on the call because you never know which call is real.
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No. 31
Old Jan 17, 2006, 08:34 PM

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I worked for a Police Department before becoming a nurse.
We used to have one person with psych problems, who would walk a mile to the Police station, go into our lobby, and call 911, because his feet hurt from walking to the Police Dept. (he actually only wanted the ambulance to come out, so he could get a ride back home.)
This person was so well known by the local fire/ambulance companies that they refused to transport him to the hospital anymore. If he had a non emergent complaint, he was told to have a family member transport him or call a cab.
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No. 32
Old Jan 17, 2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ShayRN
When I worked at the county jail, a man came into the lobby of the jail and called 911. He told the dispatcher, I know you want me, I can tell by your voice that you want me He was a frequent flyer at the jail, needless to say, he was arrested for placing false 911 calls. That night he got a hot meal and a bed. Hmmmmmmm
I had one gentleman call the 911 line and make an obscene phone call to me. He even invited me out for dinner and drinks after my shift ended.
What he didn't realize is that the calls are recorded, and the phone number/address comes up on the computer screen. He was even kind enough to give me his first name.

Needless to say, by the time the call ended, several police units were at his home and he was arrested for making obscene phone calls.
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No. 33
from Mave RN
Old Jun 17, 2006, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Future_RN_Jess

Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it.


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency?
Caller: Fire, I guess.
Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks?
Dispatcher:! Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and... well.. do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me?
Dispatcher: Help you what?
Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No.
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
Hahahaha! These were funny! Poor dispatchers. They must go through a lot with people like these!
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No. 34
from Dewgrl
Old Jun 17, 2006, 03:16 AM

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It's a real 911 call...not so funny...A five year old boy called 911, told dispatcher that mommy wasn't breathing-dispatcher told the poor kid to stop playing with the phone, and to put adult on the line-no one dispatched
Three hours later-he calls back repeats his story, and a DIFFRENT DISPATCHER still won't believe the poor kid. Threatens to send the cops out if he doesn't stop playing on the phone. An hour later the police arrive(sure it was sent out as non-emergency)
Mom is dead on the floor-heart problems...
The dispatchers were suspended and after an investigation now face a year in prison
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No. 35
Old Jun 17, 2006, 11:22 AM

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I work in a pediatric burn unit (or did, until this past Friday. Heading for the ER on Monday!) and we had this 8 year old in with pretty serious scald burns. His mom was unable to stay with him, so we all pretty much took turns going in to hang out with him and keep him company.

He'd had surgery and ended up having some sort of psychotic reaction to the heavy amounts of meds that he'd been given, so he'd have delusions and such about his brothers and other things.

One night, he kept ringing his call light and when the nurse that was assigned to him went in there, the kiddo would say that he didn't need anything and that he didn't ring the call light. A few hours passed and the phone at the nurses station rang and it turns out it was the police. They questioned the nurse about the kid's care and after a few minutes, both the nurse and the police realized what had happened.

It seems that the kiddo picked up his phone, dialed 8 for an outside line, dialed 911 and told the dispatcher that his nurse wouldn't change his diaper and that they had him tied down to the bed and wouldn't let his mom come to stay with him.

Needless to say, even though the kiddo recovered and went home, we still tease this particular nurse about that night.
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No. 36
from GEMINI06
Old Jun 18, 2006, 08:43 PM

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We had a very sad incident recently in our town....a man called 911 to report that his wife had cut her stomach on something, wasn't sure how it happened, and to send an ambulence. The dispatcher told him "Okay, Mr. So-and-So, we've got you". Mr. So-and-so replied "How did you know it was me?" The dispatcher replied quizzically "Uh, it came up on the screen". Of course the dispathcer meant they had his address...Turns out, the husband had stabbed his wife, and thought they meant they knew he did it. After the ambulence came and took her away, the police tried to come in to do a formal report, he shot the police officer, then locked himself in, shot and killed his two kids and then shot and killed himself. Definately sad, not funny, but ironic when they released the 911 call.........Makes you think twice.
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No. 37
from emllpn2006
Old Aug 01, 2006, 12:33 AM

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We recently had very upsetting 911 call in our area. A 12 year old girl called 911 several times saying shehad been kidnapped. Each tiem she would call she would give descriptions or the car she was in the trunck off and her kidnapper. There was a Amber Alert and the whole state was searching for this car. About 12 hours later it was finally anounced that the 911 calls had been traced and it was all a prank. Thankfully nothing really happened while all the police this area were searching for the allegid car.
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No. 38
from fairyrage
Old Aug 01, 2006, 12:37 AM

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lol
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No. 39
Old Aug 01, 2006, 12:57 AM

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Remember the show "rescue 9-1-1"? The one where the kid calls on a cordless phone because his tongue is stuck to the inside of the fridge?
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