Random onel liners

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't

find any.



I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he

couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the

steaks are too high.'



My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.

He was pulled in by a strong currant.



Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered

with nuts & hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.



What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh



Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"