Well Don, first I believe, the name of this thread should read "Questions Men can never ask" Secondly, my Butt was once bold,round, and muscular. Alas, having rounded the bend into the senior citizens realm, those terms can no longer be used in reference to my butt. It now just takes two adjectives, Flat, and Frumpy
Anyway, I have little time to worry about that, because I also have problems with my superior, anterior, and inferior sides, which I can clearly see,(I'm Fat, Bald and Short) Thirdly, I thought Butts are called Bumms in Bloody old England?
On a more serious note, it is very unusual for Men to discuss their Butts with anyone outside their immediate Family, and closest friends. The reasons for this , I am sure, vary widely, in my case I have spent my whole carreer answering the age old question, "Oh you must be one of them Male Nurses, Huh?? to which I developed the answer, "Yup, last time I looked!
Sorry I couldn't add a little Humor to your Post about Cell Phones, but when you've been literally run off the roadway twice by people using them while driving, it becomes hard to find Humor in them
Have a great Day