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Apr 15, 2004 03:27 PM

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by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.


Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

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from cindimc
Old Apr 15, 2004, 04:15 PM

You are the best. I love reading your posts. IMO everyone needs someone like you in their life. I think if you were my neighbor you would have to make me leave your house. I'm sure that your family and friends realize how blessed they are to have such a positive person in their life. You are wise and very funny. Keep up the good work.
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from scrubs70
Old Apr 15, 2004, 04:25 PM

Why do brides wear white?

Because thats the color of all good kitchen accessories
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from Franemtnurse
Old Apr 15, 2004, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by cindimc
You are the best. I love reading your posts. IMO everyone needs someone like you in their life. I think if you were my neighbor you would have to make me leave your house. I'm sure that your family and friends realize how blessed they are to have such a positive person in their life. You are wise and very funny. Keep up the good work.
How nice of you to say that. I feel that LAUGHTER is definitely the BEST MEDICINE.
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