Q&a

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?
A. Its Braille for "s**k here".

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds ?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q. What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't ?
A. Her navel.

Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
A. They want to.

Q. Why do women have tits ?
A. So men will talk to them.