Punk Surgery

  1. 1 A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.

    It was determined that the patient had acute
    appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate
    surgery. When she was completely disrobed
    on the operating table, the staff found that
    her pubic hair had been dyed green and above
    it was a tattoo reading:"keep off the grass."

    After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon
    added a small note to the dressing which said: "sorry, had to mow the lawn."
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