Punk Surgery

A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.

It was determined that the patient had acute
appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate
surgery. When she was completely disrobed
on the operating table, the staff found that
her pubic hair had been dyed green and above
it was a tattoo reading:"keep off the grass."

After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon
added a small note to the dressing which said: "sorry, had to mow the lawn."