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Jun 13, 2005 08:16 PM

Pregnant at 63


A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the
younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she
burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped
her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After
listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young
doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What's the matter with you?" the
older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, has four grown
children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does
she still have the hiccups?"


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7 Comments
No. 1
from AKAKatydid
Old Jun 13, 2005, 08:21 PM

Piggy Bank OMG you scared me there!
Saw that headline, and said "HOLY OH MY GAWD!!!"

Great one!
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No. 2
from Tanzanite
Old Jun 13, 2005, 08:38 PM

I was a bit slow "getting the joke, I had to think about it for a few seconds!"
Good one!
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No. 3
from Jay-Jay
Old Jun 13, 2005, 08:42 PM

Good one, but I think it belongs in the Nursing Humor forum! Will leave a redirect here..
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No. 4
Old Jun 13, 2005, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Jay-Jay
Good one, but I think it belongs in the Nursing Humor forum! Will leave a redirect here..
Thanks, Jay-Jay. I was originally thinking Break Room but then I saw that room is now reserved for premium posters! I didn't know there was a humor forum. I will look more closely next time.
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No. 5
Old Jun 14, 2005, 06:12 PM

ha ha! I was just re-reading it and thinking what? I didn't get it that he was trying to scare her and was like "wow, that baby has a good chance of getting down syndrome." Yeah...a long day..Thanks for the laugh.

Keely
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No. 6
Old Jun 14, 2005, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Tanzanite
I was a bit slow "getting the joke, I had to think about it for a few seconds!"
Good one!
Can somebody help me "get it". I read it twice, and still don't get it.
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No. 7
Old Jun 14, 2005, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by cheerfuldoer
Can somebody help me "get it". I read it twice, and still don't get it.
The young doctor told the woman she was pregnant so it would scare away her hiccups.
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