Pinnochio.....

  1. Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
    about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore,
    went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

    Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

    A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing
    happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

    Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Now that requires a soak in the tub after that abrasive humor..... :roll
  4. by   sanakruz
    Aren't his hands made of wood too? Guess he discovered an emery board his girlfriend left behind

    Ok, I'm expansive today. I'll leave now. Bye.
  5. by   jnette
    Originally posted by sanakruz
    Aren't his hands made of wood too? Guess he discovered an emery board his girlfriend left behind

    Ok, I'm expansive today. I'll leave now. Bye.
    No, Silly ! Read it again !
  6. by   Good_Queen_Bess
    I thought rubbing two pieces of wood together made fire. Or hasn't fire been discovered yet in America? Sorry, couldn't resist!

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