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May 19, 2002 02:33 PM

Pick Up Lines!!


We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them?
what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do"

~Trisha

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?


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No. 1
Old May 19, 2002, 03:19 PM

"Did it hurt?"
" what?"
"when you fell from heaven".

"I may have to call the cops on you".
"why"
"Cause you stole my heart"

Corny I know.
-Russell
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No. 2
from nur20
Old May 19, 2002, 03:43 PM

The one that made me say "I Do","Some have the face, some have the body, but you've got both"."You are my dream woman".He nicknamed me "princess" and it's been on every since.
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No. 3
from Cameron67
Old May 19, 2002, 03:50 PM

You must be a speeding ticket cause you have FINE written all over you!!
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No. 4
from trishaLVN
Old May 19, 2002, 03:56 PM

BOB BARKER PICKUP LINES:

I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down.

Maybe it'll be easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first.

Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
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No. 5
from trishaLVN
Old May 19, 2002, 04:56 PM

Oh GREER !!
I love that one!!!
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No. 6
from trishaLVN
Old May 19, 2002, 05:03 PM
Updated May 19, 2002 at 05:05 PM by trishaLVN

So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you..

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

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No. 7
from trishaLVN
Old May 19, 2002, 05:26 PM


Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

note to all men out there, never ever say that one to me--I will take it as a dare and a personal mission to prove ya wrong!!


~Trisha
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No. 8
Old May 19, 2002, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by trishaLVN

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
BRING HIM TO ME!

Heather
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No. 9
from trishaLVN
Old May 19, 2002, 05:51 PM

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us

Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

~ ~
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