Pick Up Lines!!

  1. We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them?
    what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do"

    ~Trisha

    My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

    I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

    I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."

    Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
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  2. 42 Comments

  3. by   Rustyhammer
    "Did it hurt?"
    " what?"
    "when you fell from heaven".

    "I may have to call the cops on you".
    "why"
    "Cause you stole my heart"

    Corny I know.
    -Russell
  4. by   nur20
    The one that made me say "I Do","Some have the face, some have the body, but you've got both"."You are my dream woman".He nicknamed me "princess" and it's been on every since.
  5. by   nursedawn67
    You must be a speeding ticket cause you have FINE written all over you!!
  6. by   trishaLVN
    BOB BARKER PICKUP LINES:

    I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down.

    Maybe it'll be easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first.

    Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
  7. by   trishaLVN
    Oh GREER !!
    I love that one!!!
    <storing that one into my long term memory>
  8. by   trishaLVN
    So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

    I think I could fall madly in bed with you..

    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

    Last edit by trishaLVN on May 19, '02
  9. by   trishaLVN

    Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

    note to all men out there, never ever say that one to me--I will take it as a dare and a personal mission to prove ya wrong!!


    ~Trisha
  10. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by trishaLVN

    Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
    BRING HIM TO ME!

    Heather
  11. by   trishaLVN
    Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us

    Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?

    I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

    ~ ~
  12. by   trishaLVN
    oh, heres the one that made me jot down my REAL number !!

    What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.



    ~Trisha
  13. by   nursejws
    "Are you tired?"
    "huh?"
    "Cuz you've been running through my mind all day"

    *booooo*
  14. by   WashYaHands
    "I lost my phone number, may I have yours?"

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