Outlook on Life......

[funnygirl_rn]

Heehee...some of these are amusing! Enjoy!

1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapeños --

you never know what's going to burn your a**.

2) I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as they

go flying by.

3) Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

4) Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the

first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

5) I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem.

6) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought

to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

7) My reality check bounced.

8) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

9) I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!

10) You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

11) Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

12) Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat

you with experience.

13) Be careful . . .a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick

in the butt.

14) Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you won't be

promoted.

15) The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

16) You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

17) So this isn't Home Sweet Home . . . Adjust!

18) Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

19) I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

20) Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease

to be amused.

21) I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

22) What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how

to work it!

23) How can you tell which bottle contains her PMS/Change of Life medicine?

It's the one with bite marks on the cap!

[tattooednursie, LVN]

LOL

[Shamrock, BSN, RN]

:chuckle

[MandyInMS]

LOL...those are cute :)

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

"My reality check bounced." :rotfl: Love it !

These are great ! Thanx. :)

[nowplayingEDRN]

I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!

:rotfl: I bet if I told that to my boss he would agree with me....hehehehehehehe! :chuckle

[karenG]

:chuckle :chuckle

karen