Osama and Bush.....

  1. Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down
    and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would
    have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever
    side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

    Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
    the
    world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only
    the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings,
    which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the
    biggest,
    meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were
    5 " thick and nobody could get near it.

    When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
    animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush
    because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with
    the Afghanistani dog.

    When the cages were opened, the Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly
    waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of
    its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough
    to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one
    bite.
    There was nothing left of his dog at all.

    Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand
    how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
    with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
    biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

    "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons
    working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
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