Orders you wish you could have written in the chart...

I was taking a TO from a doctor one night, and because of our unit being in transition (we are expanding a few more rooms, so my charts are split between two nursing stations), I was having to run down one end of the hall to read him something, and then he'd ask for something else on another pt so I had to go back down the other nursing station to get it, etc, so I was sending calls back and forth from one phone to another. He told me "Katie, we need to get you some roller skates!" Wish I could have written that in the TO--"Please provide RN with roller skates"

This doc can really get on a roll....that same night we were dealing with a difficult patient who continually refused CXRs and was running a temp. "Well, send her out to the ER, and maybe never admit her again."

So, what orders do you WISH you could have written as a telephone order??