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by enigmaticorange Jan 14, '11The other day another nurse and I are on the way out of the hospital in the parking garage. The smell of rotting eggs is suddenly hanging in the air. The other nurse says "Ewwww, what the heck smells like Mucomyst?!?"
LOL. Us nurses are changed forever the day we step into a facility.
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Jan 15, '11 by tablefor9"You know, that wound sure looks good," Stage III. Looks good. All relative, I guess. -
Jan 15, '11 by resumecprQuote from enigmaticorangeOr it could have been a meth lab!The other day another nurse and I are on the way out of the hospital in the parking garage. The smell of rotting eggs is suddenly hanging in the air. The other nurse says "Ewwww, what the heck smells like Mucomyst?!?"
LOL. Us nurses are changed forever the day we step into a facility.
Do you have any other "Only a nurse would say...." stories?virgo,student nurse and xtxrn like this. -
- Jan 15, '11 by mushrooms4
1) Maybe some dig stim would be good
2) When did you last poop?
3) Have you been able to pass gas?
4) Pleasantly confused
5) Just a little prick now, ok?
6) This won't hurt a bit...
7) Oh man, that was the biggest poop I ever saw!
8) no, you can't have food till you pass gas
9) (while looking at the hand of someone with a gargantuan diamond ring) "oh my! would you look at the size of those veins!?!?!?!?"
10) It's ok, i get vomited on all the time... -
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Jan 16, '11 by teeniebertQuote from enigmaticorangethe neighborhood skunk now reminds me of administering cyclosporine...the cats' litterbox smells like Keflex...The smell of rotting eggs is suddenly hanging in the air. The other nurse says "Ewwww, what the heck smells like Mucomyst?!?" - Guide
Jan 16, '11 by canesdukegirl"Yes I hear you. You can't breathe. If you are talking, you are breathing." - GuideJan 16, '11 by canesdukegirlQuote from teeniebertKeflex TOTALLY smells like cat pee!the neighborhood skunk now reminds me of administering cyclosporine...the cats' litterbox smells like Keflex...
- Jan 17, '11 by mushrooms4I don't know if you know what rhubarb smells like, but that's what dopamine smells like....
