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Apr 08, 2004 06:04 PM

One For You and One For Me

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree,
out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several
dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he
thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for
you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike
and rode off.

Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan
and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When
the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me..." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the
truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord."

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable
to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of
the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the
Lord.


At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go
get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done."

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the
boy on the bike.

CHEERS!! :hatparty:


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6 Comments
No. 1
from chaosRN
Old Apr 10, 2004, 06:21 PM

HAHAHAHA
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No. 2
from scrubs70
Old Apr 10, 2004, 06:31 PM

Too Funny
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No. 3
from nekhismom
Old Apr 10, 2004, 09:06 PM

That was cute, as usual, Fran.
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No. 4
from unknown99
Old Apr 10, 2004, 10:17 PM



Fran, you always put a smile on my face!!!!
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No. 5
from suzanne4
Old Apr 10, 2004, 10:21 PM

Fran,
Thanks again for the smile and chuckles...........
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Old Apr 10, 2004, 10:22 PM

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