Older than dirt quiz - page 4

Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember- not the ones you were told about! Ratings are at the bottom. 1. Blackjack chewing gum 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar... Read More

  1. by   sunnygirl272
    YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
    --------------------------

    I'm the life of the party...even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

    I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

    I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

    I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

    I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

    I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...

    I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as mine.

    I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

    I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, politicians.

    I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

    I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

    I'm having trouble remembering simple words like ...

    I'm realizing that aging is not for wimps.

    I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they
    let kids become policemen.

    I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at
    150?

    I'm a walking storeroom of facts ... I've just lost the key to the storeroom
    door.

    Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

    Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I would send it to many
    more!

    Have I already sent this to you?
    ok..i'm not a sr citizen...but thought this was cute...)
  2. by   kewlnurse
    I got 16 but I'm not that old, just well versed
  3. by   Cubby
    23/25 gives "senior member" a whole new meaning! Sure don't feel that old though. Oh well.It's the attitude not the age!!!
  4. by   nursecheryl
    I'm older than dirt! I am proud to say i got 17. But, I'm also from ohio. We still have 3 drive inns. I thought everyone had drive inns. Blackjack chewing gum is still sold around here and so is candy cigarettes. We have a hamburger shop in town with jute boxes on each of the tables called Johnnie Rockets. I guess our town is a little older than dirt too.
  5. by   nursecheryl
    I got 17 so I guess that means I'm older than dirt. But, in the town I live in we still have 3 drive inns, black jack gum and candy cigarettes and a hamburger joint called Johnnie Rockets that has jute boxes at each table set up. I guess Ohio is older than dirt too.
  6. by   Love-A-Nurse
    originally posted by karalea
    older than dirt quiz:
    count all the ones that you remember- not the ones you were told about!
    ratings are at the bottom.

    1. blackjack chewing gum
    2. wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
    3. candy cigarettes
    4. soda pop machines that dispensed bottle
    5. coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
    6. home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
    7. party lines
    8. newsreels before the movie
    9. p.f. flyers
    10. butch wax
    11. telephone numbers with a word prefix (olive -6933)
    12. peashooters
    13. howdy doody
    14. 45 rpm records
    15. s&h green stamps
    16. hi-fi's
    17. metal ice trays with lever
    18. mimeograph paper
    19. blue flashbulb
    20. packards
    21. roller skate keys
    22. cork popguns
    23. drive-ins
    24. studebakers
    25. wash tub wringers

    if you remembered 0-5 = you're still young
    if you remembered 6-10 = you are getting older
    if you remembered 11-15 = don't tell your! age,
    if you remembered 16-25 = you're older than dirt!

    i am not telling!
  7. by   night owl
    Originally posted by debbyed
    And THIS is the test I get 100% on???? Life just isn't fair!!!

    I got 17, but hey, I'm Older than life itself... So it seems on some days...:zzzzz
  8. by   RNConnieF
    Lord,
    I got 20 AND my first car was a '53 Studebaker too.
  9. by   RNConnieF
    Amended: Add 1 for a PF Flyer, that was my first sled and one for Blackjack gum, and 2 for the ones I don't want to admit to knowing (like 45's). The only one I don't know is Butch Wax
  10. by   karmcq
    I scored a 6......getting older, I spose......but what surprised me is that I am 37 yrs old and never been to a drive in......never really thought about it til now......
  11. by   knowlegzseekr
    yipeee! I only got 4 :roll
  12. by   alwaysthere
    14 yikes!
  13. by   sleepqd
    Maybe someone should make a list just for nurses...Let's see; metal enema cans, metal urinals, shock blocks,...
    OH MY GOODNESS!! I'd better shut up now!

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