Old People driving...

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>> Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of the highway

>> waiting to

>> catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering

>> along at 22

>> MPH. He thinks to himself, This driver is just as dangerous as a

>> speeder!" So

>> he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the

>> car, he

>> notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and

>> three in the

>> back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously

>> confused, says to

>> him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed

>> limit! What

>> seems to be the problem?" Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't

>> speeding, but

>> you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be

>> a danger

>> to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing

>> the speed

>> limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit

>> proudly.

>> The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her

>> that 22"

>> was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the

>> woman

>> grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But

>> before I let you

>> go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women

>> seem awfully

>> shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the

>> officer

>> asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off

>> Route

>> 119."

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