Old Mildred

  1. Old Mildred
    Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly
    despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
    She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in
    death.

    Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
    quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the
    decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
    vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman,"the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

    Later that night, Mildred was admitted into the
    hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
    Last edit by randomnamees on Feb 13, '02
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  2. 1 Comments

  3. by   panda_181
    I just thought I would let you know that I thought that was a funny joke!

    Amanda

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