old man viagra

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor
and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said,
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4,
but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right.
I don't need them for
sex anymore as I am over 90 years old.
I just want it to stick out
far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."