old lady joke

An old lady was standing at the railing of
the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly
so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon
me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but
did you know that your dress is blowing up in
this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both
hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates
are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the
man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down
there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat
yesterday!"