The Old Lady and the Dog

Mildred has been concerned about her little doggie lately, he doesn't seem to be hearing as well as he did when he was younger. So she takes him to the vet. The vet looks him all over, and decides that the dog has too much hair and junk in his ears, so he carefully cleans out the wax and shaves the hair.
"Now Mildred," the vet says, "go to the pharmacy and get some Nair. Every couple of weeks, use a little to help keep the hair from causing this same problem again, OK?"
Mildred is happy to do anything she can to keep her little dog healthy, so that very afternoon she goes to the pharmacy.
"Excuse me," she asks the pharmacist, "where can I find some Nair?"
The pharmacist is in a mood to be unusually helpful, and takes her to the right shelf, pointing the bottle out. "Now, when you use this on your underarms," he warns, "be sure and avoid deoderant for a day or two."
"Oh, I'm not using it on my underarms," Mildred answers.
"Then, when you're using it on your legs, don't put any lotion on for a couple of days."
"I'm not using it on my legs," Mildren says, getting aggravated at the pharmacists suggestions. "If you must know, I'm getting this for my schnauzer!"
"Well then," the pharmacists says, completely stunned. "Well then... no bike riding for at least a week!"