Ode to Public Toilets - page 2

Not my own personal ode but close enough!!..... "My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat.... Read More

  1. by   nursecheryl
    Zee RN,
    You are so funny. That does sound like me too. One time I left the bathroom with not toilet paper hanging off my shoe, but carrying it like a tail from my pants. Luckily, some nice lady ran after me and told me before I got too far. :roll :chuckle
  2. by   ernurse728
    AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THESE SORT OF THINGS HAPPENED TO....AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO KNOW WHO IS THAT ONE WOMEN OUT THERE THAT NEARLY GIVES YOU THE CONCUSSION AS SHE THROWS THAT STALL DOOR OPEN CAUSING YOUR PURSE...WHICH WEIGHS ABOUT 25 LBS., TO FLY INTO YOU HEAD!?! DOES SHE REALLY THINK THAT ALL THESE WOMEN WOULD BE STANDING IN LINE CONCENTRATING ON NOT PEEING THEMSELVES IF THERE WERE REALLY AN EMPTY STALL!!!!!
  3. by   dstudent
    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
    KEEP IT UP

    DOREEN
  4. by   andrewsgranny
    :roll :roll :roll So glad I'm not the only one. Loved the story thanks for the good laugh.:roll :roll :roll
  5. by   GPatty
  6. by   CATHYW
    This is so funny! I about peed on myself when I read the part about the woman banging the door open and being hit in the head by that purse! Been there! Hated it!

    We'll have to amend the ode to include outdoor public toilets to include Port-O-Lets. I was teaching a Frist Aid class today, and in the movie, they featured one, and said to be sure and search them before using them because of the possiblity of being bitten by a black widow or a brown recluse! So there you go, folks, I'm throwing it out there-you all write the last stnaza to the Ode!
  7. by   AlaskanRN
    :roll...HYSTERICAL....couldn't stop laughing...and mostly because it's all too true!!!...
  8. by   whipping girl in 07
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    We'll have to amend the ode to include outdoor public toilets to include Port-O-Lets.
    Hee hee hee. Those are the worse, especially on Mardi Gras. I never drink at the parades on the last day (Tuesday, Mardi Gras day) because they are SO nasty. And if I drink beer I just have to pee all the time.

    The second year we lived here, my son was almost 3 and potty training. He'd never peed standing up, but he got to learn at Mardi Gras. No way in HELL I was letting that precious butt touch that nasty seat!
  9. by   Keely-FutureRN
    :chuckle :chuckle Ha! Ha! A friend of mine used to clean out port-o-poties and I'd hear horror stories of them tipping over or other disgusting accidents. I try to avoid them at all costs!:chuckle :imbar :uhoh21:
  10. by   BBnurse34
    Ever walked out of the restroom with the disposable seat cover sticking out the back of your jeans?
  11. by   VivaLasViejas
    Or with the back of your dress stuck in your pantyhose?:imbar
  12. by   Zee_RN
    Or get locked in the restroom stall?! That's like one of my biggest fears in life, lol. Getting stuck in a public restroom stall. ACCKKK!
  13. by   tattooednursie
    I only wipe the toilet seat off if it has crap or piss on it and then I sit my butt on the SEAT and I pee forever lol. Yes I am a little bit of a daring woman. That was a cute joke, I'll think of it next time I take a leak in a public restroom. lol try doing it outside where you have to worry about peein all over the back of your pants. LOL thanks, I enjoyed the story, it was cute.

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