Obsessions & Names

  1. Subject: Obsessions and Names

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
    mothers
    and their small children..."You all have obsessions," he observed. To
    the first
    mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even
    named your
    daughter Candy."
    He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.
    Again, it
    manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
    He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This
    too
    manifests
    itself in your child's name, Brandy."
    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little
    boy
    by the hand
    and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
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  2. 18 Comments

  3. by   jayna
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  4. by   rnnurse2be
    ROFLMAO!! Now this was FUNNY!
  5. by   vaughanmk
    I can't stop laughing at this one....It makes my day. Thanks
  6. by   nowplayingEDRN
    WHOOOO HOooooooooooooo
    I think I just made a puddle!!!!
  7. by   gwenith
    :roll
  8. by   ShelleyERgirl


    If I don't stop reading these things, I swear I am going to have to cath myself so I don't pee my pants!:chuckle
  9. by   jnette



    Whooooooooooooooooooooooot !!!!!
  10. by   jnette
    uhh.. did she take Peter with her, too? :stone
  11. by   ShelleyERgirl


    Once again, Jnette, you are making me freaking incontinent!

    That's it, before I even read these threads, I am slapping some Depends on before I even sit down!
  12. by   jnette
    NO !!! Don't DO that !!!At our age, we should appreciate all the precious moisture we can get ! :imbar
    Last edit by jnette on Jun 30, '03
  13. by   Shamrock
    Caffeine-free Diet Dr. Pepper is now on my computer screen!!
    Hahahaha
  14. by   ShelleyERgirl
    Originally posted by jnette
    NO !!! Don't DO that !!!At our age, we should appreciate all the precious moisture we can get ! :imbar
    Hey, isn't that what that Kentucky jelly is for?

    HeeHee....

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