A Blond goes to a company party and wins a thermos for the door prize. she asks her co-worker, "What's a thermos?"
He says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"Oh!" The next day at work, she brings it with her. Her boss, who is also a blond, says "What's that?"
The Blond says "It's a thermos." Her boss asks her, "What's that?"
She says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." Her boss asks her, "What do you have in it?"
The blond says, "Two cups of coffee and a pop-sickle."
Mar 3, '02
This was cute.
Mar 3, '02
Two sisters own a farm. One sister is blonde and the other is brunette. The two decide that they need to purchase a bull for their ranch. The brunette tells the blonde that she'll go looking for a bull and will send word to the blonde when it's time to pick it up. The brunette then sets off, with $900.00 in hand, to shop for a bull. She travels a long distance and finally comes across a rancher that has a good bull to sell. He insists on $899.00 for his bull. The brunette purchases the animal then goes to telegraph her blonde sister to come and get it.
The person at the telegraph office tells the brunette that a message is $1.00 per word. The brunette only has $1.00 left over from her transaction with the rancher. She tells the telegraph guy to send the word "comfortable" to her sister. He says ,"How on earth is she going to get a message simply from one word?".
The brunette says...."No problem.....she'll read it slow".
Get it? com-for-ta-ble.
Mar 4, '02
Blonde revenge jokes (No I'm not a blonde, but I'm a carrier, both my kids are blondies).
What do you call a handsome man with a brunette?
Why are blonde jokes one-liners?
So the men can keep up.
I can't remember any other blonde revenge jokes. Old-timers' disease - I'm SURE my older daughter has told me a LOT of 'em!
Mar 5, '02
EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are BLEACHED BLONDE jokes!
(said the natural blonde)
Mar 7, '02
from deep in the heart of texas
An amercian astronaut, a russian cosmnaut, and a blonde were discussing the space race. Of course the american was touting the american way and how we were ahead in the space race. While the cosmonaut was saying they would be the first to reach Mars. The blonde chimed in and told all, that they were going to be the first to land on the Sun. Of course the astronaut and the cosmonaut jumped in and told her it was impossible, they would burn up. The blonde replied. " No silly, we will land at night"
keep it in the short grass