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No. 230
Old Oct 24, 2009, 12:47 AM

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First semester of nursing school my instructor announced one of the the students had a pt that needed a cath. All of us were excited, the gal, not me I promise, who ended up doing the procedure did not get it quite right. The pt was an elderly woman and we all know what happens to that area. The sn got the foley inserted... her call light went off about hour and a half later. The woman said her bed was all wet the sn went and got the instructor to help her out. Turns out she inserted the foley into her vagina rather than the urethra.
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No. 231
from Jay2daq
Old Oct 24, 2009, 11:52 PM

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This wasnt in nursing school, i had a few in nursing school but in CNA school....was my BEST!!!

so my first bath i am going to give, not a bag bath...a bath bath is a lady with Colon cancer. it was me and nother student doing this together. They warned us not to let her go to the bathroom (number 2!) before her bath. she received a shower, not a bath. their shower was set up so she would sit in a chair with a hole in the bottom, just incase....and i would be on the outside assisting her...there was a wall type thing i could stand behind so we wouldnt get wet.
Well...were givin this lady her shower and all goes well, then all of a sudden she poops EVERYWHERE!!! it was like water poop. not only that..the drain is clogged, and its going everywhere. its going out the door into the hallway, my white pants are soaking it up (Yes, the poop too) im yelling at my fellow student to turn the water off, YES!! she actually continued to let the shower run. Meanwhile im standing on the toliet to avoid my white pants from soaking up sewage backflow from the clogged drain and watery poop. im throwing towels on the floor infront of the door to prevent it from going outside. were yelling for help and a CNA puts her arm in the door and gives us...
a freaking toliet plunger!!! No towels...nothing, except a toliet plunger. im like "what im a supposed to do with this?"
she replies....
"they must not plunged it yet we had issues with it this morning"
so we had to plunge the shower drain with this poor old confused lady sitting naked on the chair, we had no towels left over... eventually it came unplugged.

never will i forget that. the other girl was balling!!! literally...i just kinda laughed. oh well
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No. 232
Old Oct 25, 2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Alois Wolf View Post
Speaking of those dummies... we have one that I will name "george". We were moving him from the hospital bed to a table so that one of the students could lay in one of the beds for a demonstration... well half way from moving him from the bed to the table his penis fell off.
that penis always falls off! Ive dismembered it a few times
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No. 233
from DolceVita
Old Oct 27, 2009, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jay2daq View Post
This wasnt in nursing school, i had a few in nursing school but in CNA school....was my BEST!!!

so my first bath i am going to give, not a bag bath...a bath bath is a lady with Colon cancer. it was me and nother student doing this together. They warned us not to let her go to the bathroom (number 2!) before her bath. she received a shower, not a bath. their shower was set up so she would sit in a chair with a hole in the bottom, just incase....and i would be on the outside assisting her...there was a wall type thing i could stand behind so we wouldnt get wet.
Well...were givin this lady her shower and all goes well, then all of a sudden she poops EVERYWHERE!!! it was like water poop. not only that..the drain is clogged, and its going everywhere. its going out the door into the hallway, my white pants are soaking it up (Yes, the poop too) im yelling at my fellow student to turn the water off, YES!! she actually continued to let the shower run. Meanwhile im standing on the toliet to avoid my white pants from soaking up sewage backflow from the clogged drain and watery poop. im throwing towels on the floor infront of the door to prevent it from going outside. were yelling for help and a CNA puts her arm in the door and gives us...
a freaking toliet plunger!!! No towels...nothing, except a toliet plunger. im like "what im a supposed to do with this?"
she replies....
"they must not plunged it yet we had issues with it this morning"
so we had to plunge the shower drain with this poor old confused lady sitting naked on the chair, we had no towels left over... eventually it came unplugged.

never will i forget that. the other girl was balling!!! literally...i just kinda laughed. oh well
OMG That happened with me and my CNA partner. We had our lady all clean and everything...were about to towel her off and ...poop! Everywhere! They seriously needed to dial back the stool softeners at that place.

I felt really bad for our resident.
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No. 234
from teeniebert
Old Oct 27, 2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by maggiofliore View Post
that penis always falls off! Ive dismembered it a few times
direct quote from an instructor the day we did catheters in skills lab:
"Let me see if I can find another penis so you all get a chance to practice."
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