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Oct 01, 2005 08:38 AM

Nurses getting revenge

by DF-LPN

I read this story in the senior newsletter and thought I would share it.

"A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something that was pulling at the hairs on his chest.

Worried that it might be a second surgery that the doctors hadn't told him about, he pulled his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind that doesn't come off once it is put on.

Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon!"
Luv, from the nurses you ticketed last week!"


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No. 1
from TNRNMAN
Old Oct 01, 2005, 09:26 AM
Updated Oct 01, 2005 at 11:56 AM by TNRNMAN

[quote=DF-LPN]I read this story in the senior newsletter and thought I would share it.

"A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something that was pulling at the hairs on his chest.

Worried that it might be a second surgery that the doctors hadn't told him about, he pulled his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind that doesn't come off once it is put on.

Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon!"

That is assault and I hope and pray he filed charges, that is so inappropriate if there child had been run over and killed by a speeding out of control driver they would not feel the same about a man who was doing his job, these are pitifull excuses for human much less nurses
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No. 2
from z's playa
Old Oct 01, 2005, 10:19 AM
Updated Oct 01, 2005 at 10:22 AM by z's playa

Are you SERIOUS?





Our hospital got the same story up here, and we all shared it amongst ourselves....nurses.....nsg students.......police officers...housekeeping..tactical.
And we all laughed...it was a comraderie thing. Good natured (albeit painful) ribbing. The guy was a cop.....he probably put up with a lot worse in the academy ! The tape came off eventually.



I think you're wound a bit tight TNRNMAN...or you have chest hair

Z
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No. 3
from TNRNMAN
Old Oct 01, 2005, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by z's playa
Are you SERIOUS?





Our hospital got the same story up here, and we all shared it amongst ourselves....nurses.....nsg students.......police officers...housekeeping..tactical.
And we all laughed...it was a comraderie thing. Good natured (albeit painful) ribbing. The guy was a cop.....he probably put up with a lot worse in the academy ! The tape came off eventually.



I think you're wound a bit tight TNRNMAN...or you have chest hair

Z
IF he was in on it then thats cool but if it was done as it was expressed as and I quote revenge then that is not appropriate, so it is early and I need sleep if that makes me wound a bit tight then excuse me and forgive me, and I do have chest hair but honestly didnt even think about it, NOT. I just took it as written sorry ooops
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No. 4
from prmenrs
Old Oct 01, 2005, 11:10 AM

I doubt this actually happened. This IS the humor forum, after all.
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No. 5
Old Oct 01, 2005, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by prmenrs
I doubt this actually happened. This IS the humor forum, after all.
Yep, I took it for a joke too.

steph
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No. 6
from z's playa
Old Oct 01, 2005, 11:34 AM
Updated Oct 01, 2005 at 11:36 AM by z's playa

Originally Posted by TNRNMAN
IF he was in on it then thats cool but if it was done as it was expressed as and I quote revenge then that is not appropriate, so it is early and I need sleep if that makes me wound a bit tight then excuse me and forgive me, and I do have chest hair but honestly didnt even think about it, NOT. I just took it as written sorry ooops






Z

Believe you me...I get wound a little tight myself ! I've been told to lighten up once or twice

The nurse and cops up here are forever teasing each other. The type of teasing that gets painful (slaps on the head w/ wet gloves)...or really wet (NS) I wouldn't be surprised if this was a true story

But you're probably right........a humourous joke.
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No. 7
from DF-LPN
Old Oct 02, 2005, 02:15 AM

To my knowledge it was just a funny story in a paper. No need to appoligize for your reaction TNRNMAN, everyone is entitled to their opinion, wound to tight or not hell I just came off of my 2nd double in 4 days, I can understand that feeling all to well
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No. 8
from sjb2005
Old Oct 02, 2005, 04:34 AM

I'm sorry, I had to laugh. Usually I' wound so tight I spin like a top. Sometimes the release is good. I just hope it's humor.
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No. 9
from traumaRUs
Old Oct 02, 2005, 08:24 AM

I have heard this one before - so I took it with a grain of salt too. I work in the ER and we are very close with our local police.
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