Nurses aren't supposed to,lol

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

]Subject: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.

Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me.

On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.

Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

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Specializes in Peds Homecare.

OMG, LOL LOL LOL:rotfl::rotfl:..................too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Specializes in Surgery Trauma.

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! #dead

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This story gave me a good laugh. Thank You

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Specializes in High Acuity / Emergency / Trauma.

Wow..... thats funny

:lol2:

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Specializes in Trauma ICU, Peds ICU.

I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?

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Specializes in High Acuity / Emergency / Trauma.

Mike,

Very true...clever point!

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Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.

Ahhem.......women has a sense of humor too. :nono:

Gitano, I just spit my morning coffee all over my computer.....THANK YOU!!!! :rotfl:

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I wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?

ummm I believe the OP is male LOL

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
i wonder how well received a sexist joke would be on this board if a woman were the butt of it?

thank you. i thought it was just me. if you want to be vulgar, may you ought to take that stuff to the break room.

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

and the beat goes on....notes.gif

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Specializes in Geriatrics.

Lol. That's funny!! Needed that one.

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