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May 17, 1999 12:15 AM

A nurse dies and goes to heaven....

by brian Staff

A nurse dies and goes to heaven. She is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who asks her questions about her life. Over St. Peter's shoulder the nurse spots a man in a white coat sitting on a cloud with a stethoscope around his neck.
"Oh brother!", she cries. "Is that a doctor?"
St Peter glances over his shoulder and says, "No, that's God. He just thinks he's a doctor."


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No. 1
Old Mar 18, 2006, 12:50 PM

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I really like this joke. Is it Ok to use it during my class? I teach funamentals I at a college for LPNs
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from -Midget-
Old Mar 18, 2006, 02:12 PM

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Lol
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No. 3
from sirI
Old Mar 18, 2006, 02:21 PM

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I LOVE it, brian. Way funny.

I will open my next class with this...........
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from wonka
Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:39 PM

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Pretty funny...I can think of some people who this applies to!
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from Peachgirl
Old Apr 10, 2006, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by brian
A nurse dies and goes to heaven. She is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who asks her questions about her life. Over St. Peter's shoulder the nurse spots a man in a white coat sitting on a cloud with a stethoscope around his neck.
"Oh brother!", she cries. "Is that a doctor?"
St Peter glances over his shoulder and says, "No, that's God. He just thinks he's a doctor."
That's cute, Brian but...it's the doctors that think they are God!!
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from karenG
Old Apr 12, 2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CHESNEYFAN
That's cute, Brian but...it's the doctors that think they are God!!

no... in the version we have... the ending is God thinks hes a doctor... but doctors know they are God!!


Karen
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No. 7
from wonka
Old Apr 13, 2006, 02:36 PM

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I do like that twist on it! :0
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No. 8
from RemidyRN
Old Apr 14, 2006, 09:30 PM

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LOL that's great!!!!!!!!!!!
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No. 9
from Darlene K.
Old Apr 15, 2006, 05:34 PM

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That's a good one!
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