Now I've seen everything!

It was a busy shift at triage.
I looked up to see a man in his 50's behind the desk. He was wearing a brown suit . . and a skull cap made of tin foil.
When asked why he'd come to hospital, he said he had a headache because he was allergic to electricity. He'd apparently been to the cinema the night before and was convinced his headache was due to electricity exposure.
After escorting him into the psychiatric assessment area, I asked him to get into a hospital gown.
He took off his suit to reveal . . . . . long johns and a vest made out of tin foil.



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