"No, I am not pregnant"

Every time I read this post, I laugh my face off. If a female asks if you're pregnant when you're not, a good answer could be "Yes, and it's YOUR man's baby!" :idntdt:

I've looked about 30 wks along since I had my first 5 years ago; when I get this question I answer with a cheerful "nope, just fat". The embarrassed looks that gets are TOTALLY worth it!

I am fairly thin on my top half, but I have a bit of a belly, and I have been asked "Are you pregnant?" a few times.

I have two answers. "No, just fat."

My other answer is "No, are you?"

Well, the scrubs we got to wear in the OR area are made by men, for men.

i actually had a co-worker experience the opposite problem. one of the residents who had done his rotation 3-4 months ago was back on my unit for on-call duty. we were just chit-chatting when "sally" walks past. he looks her up and down then whispers to me... "woah, i don't mean to be rude but... sally got fat."

i reply: "dude, she's 8 months pregnant."