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"No, I am not pregnant"



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No. 10
from EMTastic
Old Feb 15, 2008, 04:43 AM

Default Re: "No, I am not pregnant"
I have a really sensetive stomach to certain foods and get -very- bloated easily. Well, when I was in my CNA class, my instuctor pull me aside one day before clinicals and ask me if I was pregnat because she didn't want me to be in clinicals if I was far along! How embarassing! I'm 5'6" and 145!
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No. 11
from Sabby_NC
Old Feb 15, 2008, 05:02 AM

Default Re: "No, I am not pregnant"
Originally Posted by nurseaboveboard View Post
What a DORK! I'm 5'3" and currently weigh 148. Did you know this guy? You should have said, "yes I'm pregnant, and it's YOUR baby!" Don't waste a minute feeling anything about this guy except relief that you're NOT having his baby!
I should learn never to take a mouth full of coffee when reading posts
Now would that be a funny sight to see the look on his face!!
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No. 12
from lochness1
Old Feb 15, 2008, 11:41 AM

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This happened to me when I worked in a business office. I got my period, so was bloated, and simultaneously got the stomach flu, which just happened to kick in an hour or so after I got to work. I went in and told my boss I wasn't feeling well and needed to go home. He said "you have a little tummy there, are you pregnant?" Well..... I gave him a look and said, "short of emaculate conception, no!" He just laughed... I chalked it up to his being British, but I guess a lot of men think this is a good idea!

It was kinda funny later....
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No. 13
from MzMouse
Old Feb 15, 2008, 12:03 PM

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I was watching a comedian recently who joked the only time you should ask if I woman is pregnant is if you can see the baby coming out. Probably not bad advice.
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No. 14
from itsmycalling
Old Feb 15, 2008, 12:52 PM

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Don't be sad! I wish I were 5' 11"!!! Next time you see him, perhaps you will have a little "morning sickness" in his direction. Too gross?
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No. 15
from squeakykitty
Old Feb 15, 2008, 01:05 PM

Default Re: "No, I am not pregnant"
Originally Posted by nurseaboveboard View Post
What a DORK! I'm 5'3" and currently weigh 148. Did you know this guy? You should have said, "yes I'm pregnant, and it's YOUR baby!" Don't waste a minute feeling anything about this guy except relief that you're NOT having his baby!
And say it in a really loud voice, in public, preferably around his SO.That ought to start some really good fireworks.
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No. 16
from squeakykitty
Old Feb 15, 2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by itsmycalling View Post
Don't be sad! I wish I were 5' 11"!!! Next time you see him, perhaps you will have a little "morning sickness" in his direction. Too gross?
If it's on the foot, not gross enough. If you have really good aim, go for the face and duck when he starts blowing chunks.
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No. 17
from Daywalker
Old Feb 15, 2008, 10:59 PM

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I've looked about 30 wks along since I had my first 5 years ago; when I get this question I answer with a cheerful "nope, just fat". The embarrassed looks that gets are TOTALLY worth it!
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No. 18
from cardiacRN2006
Old Feb 15, 2008, 11:08 PM

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I wear draw string scrubs, so it always looks like I got a little something going on under my scrubs because of the bow. So I've been asked if I'm pregnant a few times.

Sigh...
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No. 19
from beachmom
Old Feb 17, 2008, 02:22 AM

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I am fairly thin on my top half, but I have a bit of a belly, and I have been asked "Are you pregnant?" a few times.

I have two answers. "No, just fat."

My other answer is "No, are you?"
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