Night Classes

  1. Just thought this was cute...guys don't get upset.

    > >Classes tonight....please sign up
    > >
    > >Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults - Sign-up by
    > >April
    > >21 st NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their
    > >content,
    > >each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 1 HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step, with slide
    > >presentation.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 2 THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Round table
    > >discussion.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 3 IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE
    > >SEAT
    > >UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? Group Practice.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 4 FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE
    > >FLOOR. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 5 THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND
    > >FLY
    > >INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? Examples on Video.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 6 LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE
    > >IT.
    > >Help line support and support groups.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 7 LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
    > >PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
    > >Open forum.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 8 HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
    > >HEALTH.
    > >Graphics and audio tape.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 9 REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real life testimonials.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 10 IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
    > >PARKS?
    > >Driving simulation.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 11 LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR
    > >WITH
    > >OTHERS. Online classes and role playing.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 12 HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation, exercises,
    > >meditation and breathing techniques.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 13 HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
    > >ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
    > >BE
    > >LATE.
    > >Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
    > >
    > >TOPIC 14 CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS: Practice on developing skills of
    > >putting
    > >things back where they belong so that they can be easily found.
    > >
    > >Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any
    > >survivors.
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   Brownms46
    OOOOh that was very good! Thanks!
  4. by   karenG
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

    oh dear.........do you think there will be many takers or even better- any survivors??????????????

    Karen
  5. by   bedpan
    Another course that was being offered at the same college is:

    Understanding Women

    (Course Cancelled due to no Instructor - Can't find anyone who does)




    I'm ducking

    :roll
  6. by   Spidey's mom
    The truth is my whole family needs to go to these classes . . my daughter doesn't refill the ice trays or put on the toilet paper roll. It is an equal opportunity household here.

    My husband always refills the ice trays. He hates to be without ice. I guess if it is important to you, you will do it.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    steph
  7. by   funnygirl_rn
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by bedpan
    [B]Another course that was being offered at the same college is:

    Understanding Women

    (Course Cancelled due to no Instructor - Can't find anyone who does)

    That was funny bedpan!! Good one!

    :roll :roll
  8. by   funnygirl_rn
    Originally posted by stevielynn
    The truth is my whole family needs to go to these classes . . my daughter doesn't refill the ice trays or put on the toilet paper roll. It is an equal opportunity household here.

    My husband always refills the ice trays. He hates to be without ice. I guess if it is important to you, you will do it.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    steph
    I hear you steph....it is the same in my household! Like your husband...I hate to be without ice too!! So, the trays remained filled. :chuckle
  9. by   MtnMan
    My wife needs 1,2,5 and 14
  10. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Hehehehehehehehehe! :chuckle

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