New twist on the vaccine argument

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After a funding change, the CDC completed a meta-analysis using super statistical procedures and skewed graph scales, which showed that the rate of significant adverse events by vaccinations is too magnanimous to ignore. They recommend immediate cessation of all vaccination programs.

Rest of story here: Startling Report: CDC Recommends AGAINST Vaccinations, Anti-Vaxxers Now Demanding Their Right to Vaccinate | GomerBlog

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AJJKRN

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Specializes in Medical-Surgical/Float Pool/Stepdown.

Childhood vaccines caused by oldest sons Asperger's!!! ~ NOT!!! :facepalm::roflmao:

Totally pretty sure it was handed down through hereditary :whistling:

RainMom

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Specializes in PACU, pre/postoperative, ortho.

Love GomerBlog!!😍

KatieMI, BSN, MSN, RN

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Specializes in ICU, LTACH, Internal Medicine.

:roflmao:

It is dammit hilarious!

OrganizedChaos, LVN

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Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.

"The meta-analysis shows that vaccines cause allergies, autism, excessive flatulence, eyesight failure at night, sweat during physical activity, inflammation when scratching, sensations of cold when holding cold things, hunger when waking, elevated visions when sleeping, thirst for knowledge, Trump confusion, and death."

I can't even! [emoji23]

Specializes in Hospital medicine; NP precepting; staff education.

Hahaha!!!

For those who believe that malarkey I have seen several autistic patients who were not vaccinated.

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