new meds for women:
damitol - take 2 and the rest of the world can go to h%ll for up to 8 hours.
st. mom's wort - plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
empty nestrogen - highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
peptobimbo - liquid silicone for single women. two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
dumerol - when taken with peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low i.q. , causing enjoyment of country western music.
flipitor - increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
antiboyotics - when administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
menicillin - potent antiboyotic for older women. increases resistance to such lines as, "you make me want to be a better person... can we get naked now?"
buyagra - injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. increases potency and duration of spending spree.
extra strength buy-one-all - when combined with buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a donny osmond cd or a book by dr. laura.
jackasspirin - relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
antitalksident - a spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
sexcedrin - more effective than excedrin in treating the, "not now, dear, i have a headache," syndrome.
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Jan 3, '03
loved these Zoe.
Jan 3, '03
ST Mom's Wart :roll: TOO FUNNY I wish I had some of that for my daughter
Jan 3, '03
Originally posted by ITSJUSTMEZOE
Damitol - Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to h%ll for up to 8 hours.
I believe this one is a controlled substance due to it's addictive properties.
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