The nastiest story that I have EVER heard! It happened to me!

Thing is we all talk about these stories over lunch at the local Applebee's. They stick us away from everyone. Only the bartender can handle us.

A bunch of us went out recently from my floor...out of a the group of us, three (including my hubby) were non-nurses that got drug along to the occasion. My hubby kept "running into" the others at the bar where they were going to escape the drunken ranting regarding management, staff, and fecal/blood/emesis/NG etc. issues. We were kind enough to sit far away from anyone else.

That has me in tears.

So, my *CONFUSED* patient had a fountain drink of pepsi sitting on his overbed table. When I walked into his room, he was putting the lid back on. I thought he must have been thristy and was eating the ice cubes. I gave him his pills and then handed him his drink. He took a BIG drink, swallowed, and then told me that it wasn't fresh anymore. I said...No problem...I will dump this and get you something else. I walked into his bathroom to dump it. I took off the lid and was getting ready to dump it out when I noticed that it was warm, yellow and foul smelling. It was PEE! My patient took his pills with his own pee. I felt bad because I handed it to him but how was I suppose to know that he peed in it??? OMG!!!

I felt bad but I cracked up laughing..... How nasty!! He was okay... he didn't know what happened.

Originally Posted by lovegoddess1977

So, my *CONFUSED* patient had a fountain drink of pepsi sitting on his overbed table. When I walked into his room, he was putting the lid back on. I thought he must have been thristy and was eating the ice cubes. I gave him his pills and then handed him his drink. He took a BIG drink, swallowed, and then told me that it wasn't fresh anymore. I said...No problem...I will dump this and get you something else. I walked into his bathroom to dump it. I took off the lid and was getting ready to dump it out when I noticed that it was warm, yellow and foul smelling. It was PEE! My patient took his pills with his own pee. I felt bad because I handed it to him but how was I suppose to know that he peed in it??? OMG!!!

I felt bad but I cracked up laughing..... How nasty!! He was okay... he didn't know what happened



omg thats so funny....

and yes they seat me and my nurse friends in the corner by the bar at applebees also....

i have always said you could vomit feces on my shoes during lunch and i would still finish eating...
been a nurse far too long i guess