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May 17, 1999 12:32 AM

Naked and Ninety-Five

by brian

Staff

An elderly male resident of the nursing home said to the female resident in a wheel chair, "Betcha can't guess how old I am."

She replied, "I can if you take off all of your clothes."

So he disrobed and she instructed him to turn around slowly. Then she said, "You're 95."

"That's amazing!!" he exclaimed. "How could you tell?"

"You told me at breakfast."

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