Naked and Ninety-Five

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    An elderly male resident of the nursing home said to the female resident in a wheel chair, "Betcha can't guess how old I am."

    She replied, "I can if you take off all of your clothes."

    So he disrobed and she instructed him to turn around slowly. Then she said, "You're 95."

    "That's amazing!!" he exclaimed. "How could you tell?"

    "You told me at breakfast."

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