My Nursing Career In Six Words

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This may have been done before ; AN has been around alot longer than I have been logged into it. I thought it would be interesting to see how succinct we could be. (smilies won't count as words;))

I'll start (and may have to add others later):

Forty years, one mistake, probationary license :crying2:

Specializes in Tele PCU.

Today, stethoscope in C.Diff poop. Sh*t.

Ativan should come in [a] room spray...

Specializes in PERI OPERATIVE.

"why you do drugs when pregnant"? Insert funny-looking why-you meme here.

Specializes in I'm 48, and continuing nursing education.

Scheduled split shifts:yeah:, love the breaks!!!

Work at resort, raking in bucks!!:anpom:

Paid every Friday, always have cash!;)

Assinged to only one resident daily!:)

Less than one mile from my home!:lol2:

Love my job!, got very lucky!*wine

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Ativan should come in [a] room spray...

What a TERRIFIC idea!!!!!

:yeah:

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Scheduled split shifts:yeah:, love the breaks!!!

Work at resort, raking in bucks!!:anpom:

Paid every Friday, always have cash!;)

Assinged to only one resident daily!:)

Less than one mile from my home!:lol2:

Love my job!, got very lucky!*wine

Considering move to Kalifornia, post haste!:D

This may have been done before ; AN has been around alot longer than I have been logged into it. I thought it would be interesting to see how succinct we could be. (smilies won't count as words;))

I'll start (and may have to add others later):

Forty years, one mistake, probationary license :crying2:

Pretty interesting fact about ur nursing career :)

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Pretty interesting fact about ur nursing career :)

AND:

humiliating

discouraging

devastating

humbling

depressing

stupid

:o:crying2::confused::eek::mad::down:

Wish I could go into hibernation...

Specializes in Emergency Dept.

New grad, starting September 12. Excited!! :)

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Wish I could go into hibernation...

I recommend LOTS of nuts and berries prior to curling up in the den.:lol2:

Specializes in Emergency/Cath Lab.

Must Not Kill Family Members

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