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No. 70
from MayLady
Old Sep 07, 2008, 06:04 PM

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As a new nurse, I was orienting with a nurse who was kind of a brute to say the least. We had a pt that had a PEG tube and it needed to be flushed. I knew the procedure b/c it's pretty simple but before I even had time to grab my toomey syringe, she handed me one full of water, plunger and all. Knowing that you shouldn't use a plunger to flush the PEG, without thinking I removed the plunger...and promptly gave the patient a bath. To make matters worse, the nurse told everyone on the unit about it!
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No. 71
from grace90
Old Sep 07, 2008, 08:04 PM

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I flushed a G/J tube a while back on a pt and got a face full of water/formula/gastric secretions. Luckily I wear glasses and my mouth was closed!

I quickly finished up with her, then cleaned my face off with rubbing alcohol and hand
sanitizer several times.
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No. 72
Old Sep 08, 2008, 01:49 PM

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My very first pt who died after I was off orientation was a very sweet lady with a caring family. I tried to do all the correct nursing interventions, explaining to the family what was happening to their mom, etc. Finally, she brady'd down, I went in the room, and the US came over the speaker and confirmed asystole. No pulse, no breathing, she's gone.

So, I'm feeling okay that I handled my very first death without freaking/hysterics, etc.; I'd told everyone I was worried that I hadn't had my first "death" yet, but feel like I handled it well. I come out of the room and see all the nurses on the shift looking at the monitor. The US whispers, "Hey, nerd, your pt's heart is beating again."

Now, everyone in the pt's room is crying, and I know the lady's not breathing. My charge says, "give it a minute." Minute passes, still has a steady beat.

"Maybe it's PEA," someone says.

"Go check her."

I go in, pretending to see if they need anything, and take a sneaky pulse. Nada.

Go back to the nurse's station, and I tell them I got nothing. They're all pointing at the monitor, and I still see the prettiest sinus rhythm. Now, I'm about to flip because I know, I KNOW that woman doesn't have a pulse, and her heartbeat is better than it's been since she got here.

Finally, the charge nurse gives this big "cat ate the bird" grin and pulls up her scrub top. She'd put on a monitor and the US had shifted the pt's readout to the charge nurse.
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No. 73
from Jessiedog
Old Dec 06, 2008, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mondkmondk View Post
I don't know why, I guess the need is there, but out of about 6 or 7 nursing homes in our area, I sort of went from job to job and now can say I've worked at most all of them. Well, the third one I worked at, the charge nurse had to check in new meds brought in by pharmacy couriers. One night I was checking in meds and noticed that they had been sent to us in error, as they were to go to a different nursing home. I didn't notice this until I started taking out the meds...when I was looking at the labels on the cards, I noticed something really kind of funny...it was all birth control pills and Viagra...going to another nursing home in our area. I thought it funny...but maybe they kept younger patients at that nursing home; I never did find out.

Blessings, Michelle
Must be the old thing about viagra in nursing homes: keeps the old guys from rolling out of bed!
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No. 74
Old Dec 06, 2008, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by nerdtonurse? View Post
My very first pt who died after I was off orientation was a very sweet lady with a caring family...

So, I'm feeling okay that I handled my very first death without freaking/hysterics, etc.; I'd told everyone I was worried that I hadn't had my first "death" yet, but feel like I handled it well. I come out of the room and see all the nurses on the shift looking at the monitor. The US whispers, "Hey, nerd, your pt's heart is beating again."

Now, everyone in the pt's room is crying, and I know the lady's not breathing. My charge says, "give it a minute." Minute passes, still has a steady beat.

"Maybe it's PEA," someone says.

"Go check her."

I go in, pretending to see if they need anything, and take a sneaky pulse. Nada.

Go back to the nurse's station, and I tell them I got nothing. They're all pointing at the monitor, and I still see the prettiest sinus rhythm. Now, I'm about to flip because I know, I KNOW that woman doesn't have a pulse, and her heartbeat is better than it's been since she got here.

Finally, the charge nurse gives this big "cat ate the bird" grin and pulls up her scrub top. She'd put on a monitor and the US had shifted the pt's readout to the charge nurse.
STINKERS!!!
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No. 75
Old Dec 06, 2008, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sweetsounds View Post
STINKERS!!!

though it makes for a truely amazing story now!
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No. 76
Old Dec 31, 2008, 10:55 AM

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Mine was walking into the employee bathroom only to find a couple of coworkers doing the nasty!
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No. 77
from talaxandra
Old Dec 31, 2008, 11:08 AM

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Ewww!
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No. 78
Old Dec 31, 2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by thegreenmile View Post
Mine was walking into the employee bathroom only to find a couple of coworkers doing the nasty!

oh god
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No. 79
from Mariposa88
Old Dec 31, 2008, 09:30 PM

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Michelle,
You are priceless, so are ALL these stories. I just read them from page one.
I'm still in college, but I'm sure I'll be back soon enough to add my own stories.
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