More punny humor

  1. 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
    16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
    17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
    18. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
    19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
    20. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
    21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a
    small medium at large.
    23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed
    in the end.
    24. Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
    25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
    26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she
    thought she'd dye.
    27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
    28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
    29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
    30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony
    of defeat.
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