More Evidence That This World is Full of Complete Idiots

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more evidence that this world is full of complete idiots:

1. police in wichita, kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

2. a man in johannesburg, south africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.

3. a company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. according to industrial machinery news, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

4. the chico, california, city council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

5. a bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in st. louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

6. swedish business consultant ulf af trolle labored 13 years on a book about swedish economic solutions. he took the 250-page morificecript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.

7. a convict broke out of jail in washington dc, then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. at lunch, he went out for a sandwich. she needed to see him, and thus had him paged. police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

8. police in radnor, pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. the message "he's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

9. when two service station attendants in ionia, michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. they still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

10. a los angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steam roller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.

#4 definitely goes under the duh! category!

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That's too funny! :rotfl:

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Originally posted by l.rae

I'll say it again,.......stupidity is my job security.

lmao i had never thought of it that way :chuckle Some people!:rolleyes:

Specializes in ICU.

Had the following Emailed to me and thought I would add them to this thread

IDIOTS IN SERVICE: This week, our phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out

between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give

me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would

you like us to call you before we come?"

I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to do that since

our phones weren't working. He also requested that we report

future outages by email. (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?).

IDIOTS AT WORK: I was signing the receipt for my credit card

purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have

it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We

recently had a new neighbor call the local township

administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing

sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there anymore. I could swear I've recently been with some of these people...

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for

"minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1 I was at the airport, checking in at the gate

when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" She smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING #2 The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's

safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine

when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"

IDIOT SIGHTING #3 At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear

coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our

manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING #4 I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't

understand why her system would not turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5 When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had beenlocked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively

tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he

replied, "I know - I already got that side."

Now don't you feel better?

OH man. :)

Specializes in critical care, med/surg.

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6. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page morificecript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.

Well, I would hope that they had another copy...if not THAT would be dumb...

Amanda :)

Very funny!

Though, a little sad for the human race!!

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Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

you have to wonder how some people survive to adulthood!

Karen

My uncle lives in Radnor, Pa and the story about the photo copier was TRUE. The polices were upset d/t they didn't want their lie detector be know to the public so they could use it again.

Oh that phone company one was right on target. When we moved to a rural area we were told we would have a phone in two weeks. Four months later we still were waiting and the phone company kept asking for my phone number. Wanted the out of state number of my parents so that they could call me and tell me when the phone was available.

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