Mens rules - page 2

Sorry if this has been posted before.... Dave The Rules - This Time By Men We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!... Read More

  1. by   Rustyhammer
    Addendum:
    Just because we don't understand you, doesn't mean we don't love you dearly.

    I like the rules Dave, I owe you the first round when we get together.
    -Russell
  2. by   KaraLea
    Originally posted by Dplear

    1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and
    neither do we.
    Yeah, but I seem to remember something about him REALLY trying to find ASIA. SO HE WAS LOST!!!!

    AND it was a man, Moses, who led the multitude around the desert for 40 years wasn't it????
  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by zudy
    I think my ex-husbands got together and wrote this.
    :roll :chuckle

    Heather
  4. by   live4today
    Originally posted by KaraLea
    ...................................
    AND it was a man, Moses, who led the multitude around the desert for 40 years wasn't it????
    Uhhhhh...not to change the subject or anything, but it wasn't Moses fault that the Israelites stayed in the desert for 40 years, it was their own dang fault for being a rebellious whining bunch of people who needed an explanation for everything.....and wanted to do things "their way" and not God's Way........soooooo.......had they been more obedient, and shown respect to Moses teachings and guidance as He heard it from the Lord....they could have moved on to greener pastures probably within a week's time. :chuckle

    Okay......carry on......
  5. by   Mkue
    Very Good Dave, thanks:chuckle
  6. by   EndoRN
    That was pretty funny.
    I admit, us women do throw down on the men pretty frequently. It funny to see it from "their side".

    Taking it in stride,
    Amy
  7. by   AlaskanRN
    Good for a laugh...I think I recognize my husband there...
  8. by   ziggyRn
    Well, think I must be a guy because can identify with much of that...had a problem deciding what colour mauve was..girls make far too much fuss about the toilet seat...
  9. by   LPN & EMT-CT
    Right on Dave, whever you got that list from, tell them to keep em comin':chuckle :roll
    David
  10. by   alwaysthere
    LOVE IT ! i must be a guy as well cuz it just sounds like a whole lot of common sense too me.....
  11. by   Brita01
    Originally posted by ziggyRn
    Well, think I must be a guy because can identify with much of that...had a problem deciding what colour mauve was..girls make far too much fuss about the toilet seat...

    I think the fuss about the toilet seat comes from women who wake up in the middle of the night, half asleep, who go to have a seat on the toilet and SPLASH, they fall in because SOMEbody left the toilet seat up. You fall in a couple of times and see if you don't complain about it. :chuckle
  12. by   ziggyRn
    I have just realised that I have had a memory lapse...that has happened to me. I have fallen in twice...when I was pg too.
  13. by   Glad2behere
    I knew my marriage was in trouble when my ex casually informed me that Whoopee Goldberg divorced a man because he didn't put the seat back down.

    Annoyed me immensely to be such a big issue....how did I get tied to such a small nitpicky mind?

    So I carried it a step further....big mistake.

    Set the lid down, sprinkled tap water on it, turned off the light.

    "Put the lid down?" she says.

    I say "ahummm, you betcha suga"

    Exactly 1hr 32 min....footsteps.

    Then)&**&(^%*)(*&)(^%*&$*^)(&)(&(*%^%$$(^)& (uh, she found out about the tap water posteriorly and assumed it had to be something else)

    Never could take a good joke

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