Men are like

  1. >Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the **** out of you.

    >Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

    >Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.

    >Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

    >Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

    >Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    >Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

    >Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

    >Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

    >Men are like .... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo
    long to mature.

    >Men are like .... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    >Men are like .... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    >Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    >Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    >Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
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  3. by   ?burntout
    :chuckle
  4. by   MandyInMS
    hehehe....too cute

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